Drug names

[ReFur]

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

 

For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of

Acetaminophen.

Aleve is also called Naproxen.

Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

 

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently

announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

 

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and

of course, Ibepokin.

 

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid

form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

 

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning

to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned

"stiff drink".

 

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

[Worker 11811]

  ReFur said:

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

 

Ya' missed one! -- Adds a new dimension to the words, "Hard Liquor".

 

[Fox]

[Unclejoe420]

If they do make Liquid Viagra, they'd need a specialist establishment to serve it in. May i suggest:

 

"Last Chance Saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear!"

 

(sorry, couldn't resist posting that one)

 

Unclejoe

[White Fox]

I'm too young for this thread!

W

[allfurme]

There are other advantages of Viagra so i suggest;

 

Myccoxstayinupallnite

[Worker 11811]

Stiphenol?

 

Flaccinex?

 

[Fox]

  White Fox said:

I'm too young for this thread!

W

 

I'm too young for this thread.

[ReFur]

Oh, dear!! I think I have created a monster.

 

This email was sent to me from the most straight-laced friend I have!

 

. . . Fox, yes; you are too young!

 

L

[Worker 11811]

This is one of those names that makes me slap myself in the head and say, "Why didn't I think of that earlier!"

 

Are you ready for it?

 

Upsidaisium!

 

[Ravens8]

Of course , if it's produced in liquid form, you could use it as eye drops to give yourself a really hard look !

 

Or there again, maybe this guy's rubbed it on his nose!

[Guest]

Thank goodness. at last a cure for dicktheria

[allfurme]

And if Viagara fails at least i could go into hospital and have them attach a false penis. I think the procedure is called a Strapadictamy.

[Ravens8]

Linda, what HAVE you started!!!

[ReFur]

I know!!!

[Worker 11811]

  allfurme said:

And if Viagara fails at least i could go into hospital and have them attach a false penis. I think the procedure is called a Strapadictamy.

 

Actually, it's called an addadicktome.

[allfurme]

Worker,

 

I've just looked through my dictionary of medical terms and surely the Addadictome is for men who want two penises?

[Guest]

All men come with two penises anyway. It's just that some try not to show it, but there are loads of dickheads out there and you meet them every day.

 

OOPs, Am I allowed to say that?

[Guest]

[Guest]

[Guest]

The Family Planning Association have said today in that one size doesn't fit all, and the free condoms that are dispensed don't suit every man (well what man has any dress sense anyway)

 

The only thing they never addressed was just who would join the "hung like a hamster" queue.

[Worker 11811]

They really do sell smaller size condoms.

 

They are marketed as "Snug-Fitting".

 

 

No joke! >> See for yourself! <<

 

It's about a quarter of the way down the page. Third heading from the top. See: "Size".

 

[allfurme]

Tryxie! Sorry but all men don't come with two penises (reference to dickhead), in my estimation and experience i estimate about forty per cent sober and about eighty-five per cent drunk.

[Foxy Lady]

  ReFur said:

Oh, dear!! I think I have created a monster.

 

This email was sent to me from the most straight-laced friend I have!

 

. . . Fox, yes; you are too young!

 

L

 

 

Don't let him fool you Linda - He could jump right in here with stuff that would make you wish you had ear plugs!!!

 

Great joke!!!

[Unclejoe420]

  Tryxie Trash said:

All men come with two penises anyway. It's just that some try not to show it, but there are loads of dickheads out there and you meet them every day.

 

OOPs, Am I allowed to say that?

 

Damn - I've been found out!! I'll admit I can be a complete dickhead sometimes, but I at least try my best not to be and to apologise for when I am.

 

Unclejoe