ReFur Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Another email I have to share with you! Linda CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED * 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? * 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are * 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas * 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me * 5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... * 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me * 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire * 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why * 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? * 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells , Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 If email wasn't down [our big wind storm] I'd be seending this to everyone I know. Most of them fit one or more of the categories, esp. 9 & 10. OFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 This is a great list. I first saw it on myspace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Fox Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 I can remember how I always thought that the words to a certain carol were... "They looked up and saw a star shining in the East beyond their car". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrBrGr Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 I've always wanted to know - Who in hell is "Round John Virgin??" He's in the song, "Silent Night" . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclejoe420 Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 I'm just surprised no-one's mentioned the alternative lyrics to "We Three Kings".. Guess I better do it then!! We three kings of Orient are one in a taxi, one in a car, one on a scooter, beeping his hooter following yonder star.. There - got it over and done with!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet_Tigress Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 I'm just surprised no-one's mentioned the alternative lyrics to "We Three Kings".. Guess I better do it then!! We three kings of Orient are one in a taxi, one in a car, one on a scooter, beeping his hooter following yonder star.. There - got it over and done with!! We three kings of Orient are trying to smoke a rubber cigar, it imploded we exploded that's how we got where we are. *giggles* We used to sing that one at grade school. ~K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I've always wanted to know - Who in hell is "Round John Virgin??" He's in the song, "Silent Night" . . . FrBrGr, Check out this site and go to the lyrics for "Silent Night" (a little more than half way down the page). http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/humor/mondegreens.asp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worker 11811 Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 PeTA members! Do not... I repeat... DO NOT click the link below! You have been warned! >> Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire! << (Lowbanders: 35 MB file. Will stream OK if your connection is fast enough.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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