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...not Kipling and not I.

 

I once took a blonde girl out on a date.

I asked her, "Do you like Kipling?"

 

She said, "Not on a first date, silly!"

 

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I once dated a blonde girl who couldn't use birth control pills because they kept falling out!

 

 

 

Q: Do you know why the blonde girl wouldn't use a vibrator?

 

A: Because she didn't want to get any more chipped teeth!

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Q: Do you know why the blonde girl wouldn't use a vibrator?

 

A: Because she didn't want to get any more chipped teeth!

 

I heard it was 'cause there was nothing to swallow.

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