FrBrGr Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 An 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge, he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches." The judge asked, "Why did you steal the can of peaches?" She replied, "I was hungry!" The judge asked, "How many peaches were in the can?" She replied, "Six." The judge then said, "I should then give you six days in jail." Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said, "What is it?" The husband replied, "She also stole a can of peas - !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGalanos Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 (edited) Message deleted. Edited June 30, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 pack of cous cous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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