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and the quote is -

 

Now - everybody throw down your guns or I scrape off all her make up!...

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Tank Girl!

 

"One man can change the world with a bullet in the right place."

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If...

 

**********

 

There's two kinds of people in the world. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig.

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The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

 

__________________________

 

long one...

 

guy1: Want some bacon?

guy2: No man, I don't eat pork.

guy1: Are you Jewish

guy2: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.

guy1: Why not?

guy2: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

guy1: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.

guy2: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.

guy1: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.

guy2: I don't eat dog either.

guy1: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

guy2: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

guy1: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?

guy2: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

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Correctness. Love that film. Well, your turn Tryxie

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That ain't no decent reward for a self-respecting bandit

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Next one:

 

Person:I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.

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Think it was HAL 9000 in 2001: A Space Oddysey.

 

Right - try this one-

 

"CRY HAVOC! and let slip the dogs of war!"

 

Have fun!!

 

Unclejoe

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Twas originally from the Bard Shakespeare - Julius Ceasar

 

So my guess would be Hollywood nicked it for

 

"Gladiator" ?

Posted

Nice try Furelli, but not even close!!

Here's a clue: think lumpy foreheads..

 

Unclejoe

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It's from one of them Klingon geezers init it?

 

I can picture him on the bridge of his Klingon Battlecruisers, bald headed actor (General Khan?)

 

Start Trek II - Wrath of Khan

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Good thinking, Furelli - only 4 movies out!!

Keep going!!

 

Unclejoe

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That'll be

 

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country ?

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Well done - you got it!!

 

I think it was one of Christpoher Plummer's better and more fun roles, playing a mental Klingon general!!

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Got there in the End!!!

 

So here goes another

 

"I hate him so much because you kids think he's something he's not"

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C'mon Tryxie - 14MINS - WHAT took you!!!!

 

Yer up!

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Ok, here goes.

 

 

Hey, someone stole our dishes!

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ooohh I know this one, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Sneezy I think.

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