JGalanos Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 (edited) Message deleted. Edited June 30, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Love that sound of music one; thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet_Tigress Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 I have a warped sense of humor (so my friends tell me) and the quotes I find best are really those that might make other people smile and nod. Here's a few of them: Addam's Family "The human spirit is a hard thing to destroy." To which was replied, "Even with a chainsaw." Some horror writer (can't remember who and likely misquoted somewhat) "I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk." Gravestones "Here lies Butch/We planted him raw/He was quick on the trigger/But slow on the draw" "Here lies a man named Zeke/Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek" "He called/Bill Smith/A liar" "In memory of Anna Hopewell/Here lies the body of Our Anna/Done to death by a banana/It wasn't the fruit that laid her low/But the skin of the thing that made her go." --A lawyer's grave-- "Sir John Strange/Here lies an honest lawyer/And that is Strange" --Think about these three-- "Here lies Barnard Lightfoot/Who was accidentally killed in the 45th year of his age./This monument was erected by his grateful family." "Here lies the body/of John Round./Lost at sea/and never found." "Here lies the body of Thomas Vernon/The only surviving son of Admiral Vernon" K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordTheNightKnight Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 "It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you upgrade your system!" No, wait. That's Vista. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet_Tigress Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 When's the last time you updated your site by the way Lord? I have not been there in ages. K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wallee Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 I punished her mouton from then on for suffering the embarrassment she caused me. I'm not sure why, but I just love that line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ReFur Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 It is official!! I see a 1000 post count, Joe!! 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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