ReFur Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Sorry, I don't have time to edit this email I just received for format. Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, Nascar 2.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate Dear Desperate: First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck, Tech Support Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordTheNightKnight Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 She should have just waited until Boyfriend 6.1 (6.0 was an accidentally released beta). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReFur Posted June 4, 2007 Author Share Posted June 4, 2007 You do have a sense of humor, Lord!! I knew it!! 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordTheNightKnight Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 It's just when a joke is shoehorned into an insult joke instead of a simple stupid joke. Those stick out like a sore thumb to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imax-7 Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 That is me 100% to the tee!!! Thnx for sharing Linda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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