Joke; a clean one!

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A televsion presenter who was obviously the worst for drink introduced the fashion editor. She came on screen and you could here him chatting to himself off screen. She spoke enthusiastically, "Hello darlings, have you heard the latest on the fashion scene. London, Paris, New York, Milan, they are all raving about it; the gypsy look is back in! Men, wouldn't you like to see your wife in something long and flowing? To which the drunken presenter responded, "Yeh, a river!"

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