11th Husband (Joke)

[Guest]

The 11th Husband

 

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously

divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her

new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".

 

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've

been married ten times.?"

 

"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept

telling me how great it was going to be.

 

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really

sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look

into it and get back with me.

 

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that

everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't

get the system up.

 

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he

had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to

deliver.

 

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer,he understood the basic

process but he wanted three years to research, implement,

and design a new state of the-art method.

 

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how

but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

 

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product,

he was never sure how to position it.

 

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about

it.

 

"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

 

 

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did

was........... God I miss him.

 

" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

 

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?

 

"your 're with the "GOVERNMENT"..

This time I KNOW I'M gonna get

SCREWED."

 

 

 

OFF

[frugalfurguy]

I'd never thought about that. Gynecologists stuck only looking at it. What a life. Time to start looking for a government job.

 

frugalfurguy

[ReFur]

Good one, OFF!