joebolton Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 Joke Submitted By: Ian Martin Submit a joke. Fur Shopping October 5th, 2004 AskMen.com Rates This Joke: 8/10 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man walks into a very posh Beverly Hills furrier with a beautiful woman on his arm. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes to the back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. As the lady tries it on, the furrier discreetly whispers to the man, "Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000." "No problem! I'll write you a check!" "Very good, sir." says the shop owner. "Today is Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick it up, after your check has cleared." So the man and the woman leave. On Monday, he returns. The storeowner is outraged: "How dare you show your face in here? There wasn't a single penny in your checking account!" "I just had to come by," grinned the man, "to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordTheNightKnight Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 Actually, that's kind of an old joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worker 11811 Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 It may be an oldie but it's a goodie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 Any joke is new when you first hear it OFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frugalfurguy Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Last time I read it, the coat was chinchilla. Clever dude, I must say; but I wouldn't want him in my shop if I were a furrier. frugalfurguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worker 11811 Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Certainly, bouncing a check for $65K is a felony but the joke wouldn't be nearly so funny if the amount wasn't so high. I believe the concept is called "Willing suspension of disbelief." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Aren't most jokes? There is a show on The History Channel of all places .. the History of the Joke. It's actually a very good show in about every way. OFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordTheNightKnight Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 I have a joke inspired by a scene in Casino. Unfortunately, it involves a girl in a fur coat, so I don't know if I can provide the screencaps for it, but they really help visualize the joke. If you've seen the movie, it's based on the scene where Sharon Stone is leaving Beverly Hills to run away, and her daughter is wearing this cute white rabbit jacket. Well the joke goes... Q: What's the difference between these two ladies? A: One is wearing high-heeled boots, a miniskirt, and a white fur coat, while the other looks like a cheap hooker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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