Great body art

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http://www.manbottle.com/picture_library/body_art

[ReFur]

Joke from this site:

 

While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok.

 

I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished.

 

To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"

 

The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.

 

I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.

 

The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were screams of laughter.

[JGalanos]

Wild body art.

 

Had never been to that web site before. Another "gem" from the site:

 

HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

 

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

 

2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

 

3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

 

4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

 

5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

 

6) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.'

 

7) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

 

8) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

 

9) Sing along at the opera.

 

10) Call the psychic hotline and don't say anything.

 

11) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

 

12) Tell your friends, "It's not the voices in my head that bother me, it's the voices in your head that do."

 

13) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."