Life's Lessons

[ReFur]

Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly changed his mind and decided that he had better fly south.

 

In a short time, ice began to form on his wings and he could fly no further. Nearly frozen, he fell to Earth in a barnyard.

 

A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow.

 

He sputtered and choked and thought it was the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings!

 

Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing! Just then a large cat came by and heard the chirping. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird and promptly ate him!

 

The Moral of the Story:

 

Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy. Everyone who gets you out of crap, is not necessarily your friend. If you are warm and happy in a pile of crap, you just might want to keep your mouth shut