Grouchomg's Contribution to Holiday Humor

[grouchomg]

On Christmas Eve, a burgler broke into a house while the owners were away. She (I'm being politically correct here) immediately went for the sterling silver tea service which would fetch a fancy price at the pawn shop.

 

"Jesus saw you do that!" came a voice through the darkness.

 

The burgler hesitated for a moment, then went for the 60" LCD TV.

 

"Jesus will get you for that!" was spoken in the darkness.

 

Wanting to know who was speaking, the burgler cautiously turned on her flashlight, then explored the room. Her flashlight beam came to rest on a cage with a parrot inside.

 

"Jesus is watching you!" said the bird.

 

Relieved to know it was just a bird, the crook began to scoff up the gifts under the tree.

 

"Jesus will really get you for that!" spake the bird.

 

Oh, yeah?" said the burgler. "And what's your name, bird?"

 

"Moses" the bird replied.

 

The burgler laughed. "Who in their right mind would name their parrot 'Moses'?"

 

"The same folks who named their rottweiler 'Jesus'."

 

Seasons greetings to all.

[ReFur]

[White Fox]

Hey good one!

 

Fellow I knew well used to have a "Rotty". Dog caused no problems at all when they went to the house even if the owner wasn't there. But, he knew his stuff. When they knocked and found no one home and went to leave if they stepped off the front porch they soon stepped back on! Some people were actually stranded there for three and four hours until the family came home.

 

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