Top Ten Signs It's Christmas in New York

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From The Late Show with David Letterman:

 

10. Taxi drivers say, "Merry Christmas!" before giving you the finger

 

9. Potholes filled with delicious eggnog

 

8. Now when Trump evicts tenants, he's dressed as Santa

 

7. Caroling carjackers

 

6. Streets smell like mulled cider-scented urine

 

5. Muggers steal your wallet and leave behind polite holiday thank you note

 

4. Street vendors selling red and green hot dogs

 

3. Mayor Bloomberg mistaken for Santa's workshop elf

 

2. People on the subway yell, "I got your yule log right here"

 

1. Instead of being drunk on gin, Regis is drunk on eggnog

 

I think to really appreciate the whole list, one would have either had to have spent some time in the City, or lived there.