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A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen.

 

"What would you like for dinner, love? Chicken, beef or lamb?"

 

He said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."

 

"Up yours! You're having soup. I was talking to the cat!"

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