Stolen Mink Coat

[minkme]

News story about a stolen mink coat. Suspect held, but where is the coat??

 

DETROIT FREE PRESS

 

CBS Minnesota: "BLOOMINGTON, Minn. ... A female shoplifting suspect hid a stolen mink coat in her underwear while she was in jail for three days....

 

When Bloomington officers located the car a short time later, they found a hanger from the store, but no coat. They searched her for weapons and booked her into their jail for the weekend on theft charges.

 

Three days later, a detective interviewed Moreland who admitted she stole the coat but claim she had already sold it.

 

When the investigator informed Moreland he would be sending her to the Hennepin County Jail downtown, he was shocked when she lifted up her dress and pulled out the mink coat from her underwear. ...

 

[bloomington Police Commander Mark ] Stehlik said the suspect, who is 46 years old, weighs about 270 pounds which helped make it easier for her to conceal the short jacket."

 

Eric says: I won't be buying any used mink coats in Minnesota any time soon. Thanks to my BFF (Bizarre Fact Finder) O.G. for sending me this one.

Anybody in Minnesota looking for a good deal on a mink coat?

[mr.beaverlamb]

Crikey! Apart from anything else, how do you hide something as bulky as a fur coat in your underwear? (unless underwear has a different meaning in the US than it does in the UK!)

[Kappa]

No, underwear is a pretty universal title in my opinion. I don't have time to watch night time drama (the news), so this is new information to me. It's not unbelievable though, they are crazy people everywhere..

[Worker 11811]

[bloomington Police Commander Mark ] Stehlik said the suspect, who is 46 years old, weighs about 270 pounds which helped make it easier for her to conceal the short jacket."

 

 

I'm six feet tall and I weigh 260 pounds. That's considered overweight for a man of my height. If she is of average height, about 5 and a half feet, and weighs 270 pounds (122 Kg) she must be a real fatty!

[Kappa]

[bloomington Police Commander Mark ] Stehlik said the suspect, who is 46 years old, weighs about 270 pounds which helped make it easier for her to conceal the short jacket."

 

 

I'm six feet tall and I weigh 260 pounds. That's considered overweight for a man of my height. If she is of average height, about 5 and a half feet, and weighs 270 pounds (122 Kg) she must be a real fatty!

 

 

[Joe]

Confirmed. I've seen the security camera video.

 

 

 

And while I might have taken offense to the F-word... I'm 6'1" - used to be about 270, felt enough was enough, now 220 and dropping. American food, my friends.

 

"...inside, there's a fat kid fighting to get out. But I can usually shut him up with cookies."

 

 

My resolution for 2011? Honesty. I'll tackle timing in 2012.

 

 

But seriously, this whole business of putting a (sheared) mink coat in underpants.

 

P. U. !

 

 

J.

[FurLoverinFL]

Joe wrote...

 

But seriously, this whole business of putting a (sheared) mink coat in underpants.

 

P. U. !

 

 

While I wouldn't steal a fur (either in this manner or any other), I'm strangely okay with the idea of putting in a mink coat in my underpants!

 

FLinFL

[Worker 11811]

I don't have a problem with it.

[Kappa]

[foxkid]

Confirmed. I've seen the security camera video.

 

 

 

And while I might have taken offense to the F-word... I'm 6'1" - used to be about 270, felt enough was enough, now 220 and dropping. American food, my friends.

 

"...inside, there's a fat kid fighting to get out. But I can usually shut him up with cookies."

 

 

My resolution for 2011? Honesty. I'll tackle timing in 2012.

 

 

But seriously, this whole business of putting a (sheared) mink coat in underpants.

 

P. U. !

 

 

J.

 

Yes, couple that with working in an office. I have a lot of friends who were skinny prior to university who are now somewhat overweight now in their mid 20's. The combination of weekend booze and working sitting at as desk is to blame. It's the one reason I refuse to get formal employment.

 

On quick side note / tangent (because I know a number of people who very well versed in nutrition), it's the processing in the food that is problem more than what you eat. I see a lot of people do a bad job of dieting (i.e. cutting down on food, particularly fats because they think it's 'bad'). If anything eating more fat might be better (but has to be the right types, i.e. oily fish, coconut oil, anything mediterranean or asian like olives is normally good, but avoid cooked meat fats, or cooking at high temperatures. Oddly enough coconut oil is high in sat fat, but is good for you) provided you eat loads of veg (too many over cook veg). The other benefit of a good diet is you never get ill (and even when I got my housemates flu last week, it was *fully gone* in less than a day, and I barely noticed it).

 

Anyway, least we're not the alone in our desires to hide our furs where the sun don't shine .... I have to say I'm guilty of a similar misdemeanor as a teenager... my gran had a mink and fox jacket she never wore which I ended up 'adopting' (to use as a better word) without her ever knowing as I felt I could put it to much better use... I managed to share my bed with it and it had many intimate encouters on a daily basis for a good 5 years while I was teenager

[minkme]

I think Grandma is still looking for her missing furs.

[coyote 1]

Anyway, least we're not the alone in our desires to hide our furs where the sun don't shine .... I have to say I'm guilty of a similar misdemeanor as a teenager... my gran had a mink and fox jacket she never wore which I ended up 'adopting' (to use as a better word) without her ever knowing as I felt I could put it to much better use... I managed to share my bed with it and it had many intimate encouters on a daily basis for a good 5 years while I was teenager

 

I couldn't agree more with you. I can’t remember a time in my life from puberty on when I wasn’t shearing my bed and love with a fur. Hundreds of rabbits, raccoons, sheared beavers so fourth and so on have spent the night with me. Over time each one of them eventually gets ruined, comes to a timely end and I am sorry to say has to be disposed of.

 

Now that I am older I have moved on to buying used fur coats on eBay. I remove any fasteners or decorations spread them out on the bed and sleep on top of them in the buff. Without regard as to what happens to the fur as my body lets go of fluids during the course of the night. Depending on the type of fur and how soft, full and fluffy the fur is will determine how long a fur will get to shear the bed with me. Currently a beautiful, soft, thick furred, full length gray fox is spending the night with me. I am sorry to say I don’t think she will be with me for an extended period of time.

[foxkid]

I think Grandma is still looking for her missing furs.

 

LOL, No, she was far too scared to wear them for a start since the whole 90's PeTA rubbish. She probably totally forgot that it existed. Anyway, she's no longer with us, RIP, so I'm pretty sure she's not been looking for a good few years now, bless her.