MrLynx Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 Hey guys who is your favorite stand up comedians? My favorite is Dane Cook and Bill cosby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imax-7 Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 Here are my top fav's: George Carlin Jeff Duhnam (I hope I spelled his last name right. He is a ventriloquist w/ puppets Walter, Peanut, Jalapeno on a Stick, etc.) Carlos Mencia Lewis Black The Blue Collar Comedy Team (Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, & Ron White) And one of my all time favorite comedians: Bob Hope I have many more favorites but these are my tops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclejoe420 Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 Two words, folks: Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLynx Posted April 16, 2006 Author Share Posted April 16, 2006 Jeff unham is very funny, Do a liittle tap dance, we got salsa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allfurme Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 Any politician. They are even comical when they are sat down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 Especially John Prescott. Rob Newman Bill Bailey JETHRO is the master for us (where the fox 'at ? west country accent) Jack Dee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 Oh and Ruth Kelly mp Phhew I can't get my breath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 Amos and Andy Red Skelton Lenny Bruce Bob and Ray ["Let's get down off these horses and eat like real cowboys"] Flip Wilson George Carlin Robin Williams [30 second synopsis of "Roots"] Gilda Radner Rita Rudner and a lot of new comedians whos names I haven't commited to memory and owe their carrers to the above names. OFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 (edited) nevermind Edited June 25, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Barguzin Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Jack Benny George Burns (& Gracie Allen) Billy Crystal Robin Williams That Scottish Git... oh yeah ... Billy Connelly Norman Wisdom (Okay, maybe as an actor and not Stand-up *grin*) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Fox Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Most all of those old standby's rate pretty high on my books and mostly well above our modern ones. WCFields of course in addition to others above. The Three Stooges. On the modern side, Gallagher rates fairly high along with Lorne Alliot of our CBC. It's pretty hard though for a modern comedian to touch these old folk who started in Vaudaville. W Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 How could I forget? Groucho Marx Michael Richards and Victor Borge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allfurme Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 I haven't seen him for years but Emo Phillips used to crack me up. For those of you in England - Jasper Carrot and Phil Cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 How about Steven Wright? Eddie Murphy? Drew carey? Ken Mayberry? Jonathan Winters? and of course Victor Borge LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aldhissla Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Eddie Izzard - he's the best!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrBrGr Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Robin Williams Billy Crystal Jerry Seinfeld Sinbad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earendil Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 1. Eddie Izzard 2. Pablo Francisco 3. Jim Breuer 4. Steven Lynch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
furmbeliever Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 A few of my favorites include, from "This Hour Has 22 Minutes" Shaun Majumder, he was also on Cedric the Entertiner Jeromy Hotz Russell Peters Larry the Cable Guy Ron White Furmbeliever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravens8 Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 Tony Blair Oh Whoops! you asked for my favourite Jimmy Carr (present) Tommy Cooper (past) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allfurme Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 DON'T READ IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED I said I found Emo Phillis Funny; some of his one-liners: I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me. I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks. My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'. My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often. When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas. I went into Gus's artificial organ and taco stand. I said "Give me a bladder por favor." The guy said "Is that to go?" I said, "Well what else would I want it for?" You know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers...damn anthropologists. I went to school, you know. I was in grammar school. Once we were taking a test. I was copying this other kid's paper, and I guess the teacher heard my Xerox machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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