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Hey guys who is your favorite stand up comedians? My favorite is Dane Cook and Bill cosby

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Here are my top fav's:

George Carlin

Jeff Duhnam (I hope I spelled his last name right. He is a ventriloquist w/ puppets Walter, Peanut, Jalapeno on a Stick, etc.)

Carlos Mencia

Lewis Black

The Blue Collar Comedy Team (Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, & Ron White)

 

And one of my all time favorite comedians:

Bob Hope

 

I have many more favorites but these are my tops.

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Two words, folks:

 

Bill Hicks

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Jeff unham is very funny,

Do a liittle tap dance, we got salsa

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Any politician. They are even comical when they are sat down.

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Especially John Prescott.

 

Rob Newman

Bill Bailey

JETHRO is the master for us (where the fox 'at ? west country accent)

Jack Dee

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Oh and Ruth Kelly mp

 

Phhew I can't get my breath.

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Amos and Andy

 

Red Skelton

 

Lenny Bruce

 

Bob and Ray ["Let's get down off these horses and eat like real cowboys"]

 

Flip Wilson

 

George Carlin

 

Robin Williams [30 second synopsis of "Roots"]

 

Gilda Radner

 

Rita Rudner

 

and a lot of new comedians whos names I haven't commited to memory and owe their carrers to the above names.

 

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Jack Benny

 

George Burns (& Gracie Allen)

 

Billy Crystal

 

Robin Williams

 

That Scottish Git... oh yeah ... Billy Connelly

 

Norman Wisdom (Okay, maybe as an actor and not Stand-up *grin*)

 

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Most all of those old standby's rate pretty high on my books and mostly well above our modern ones. WCFields of course in addition to others above. The Three Stooges.

On the modern side, Gallagher rates fairly high along with Lorne Alliot of our CBC.

It's pretty hard though for a modern comedian to touch these old folk who started in Vaudaville.

W

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How could I forget?

 

Groucho Marx

 

Michael Richards

 

and

 

Victor Borge

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I haven't seen him for years but Emo Phillips used to crack me up.

 

For those of you in England - Jasper Carrot and Phil Cool

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How about Steven Wright?

Eddie Murphy?

Drew carey?

Ken Mayberry?

Jonathan Winters?

 

and of course Victor Borge LOL

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Robin Williams

Billy Crystal

Jerry Seinfeld

Sinbad

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1. Eddie Izzard

2. Pablo Francisco

3. Jim Breuer

4. Steven Lynch

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A few of my favorites include, from "This Hour Has 22 Minutes" Shaun Majumder, he was also on Cedric the Entertiner

 

Jeromy Hotz

Russell Peters

Larry the Cable Guy

Ron White

 

 

Furmbeliever

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Tony Blair

 

Oh Whoops! you asked for my favourite

 

Jimmy Carr (present)

Tommy Cooper (past)

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DON'T READ IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED

 

I said I found Emo Phillis Funny; some of his one-liners:

 

I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.

 

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

 

I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks.

 

My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'.

 

My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.

 

When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas.

 

I went into Gus's artificial organ and taco stand. I said "Give me a bladder por favor." The guy said "Is that to go?" I said, "Well what else would I want it for?"

 

You know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers...damn anthropologists.

 

I went to school, you know. I was in grammar school. Once we were taking a test. I was copying this other kid's paper, and I guess the teacher heard my Xerox machine.

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