Velvet_Tigress Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 From time to time one of my friends sends me a forward, with some sort of goofy joke, or sad story, or whatever the flavor of the week happens to be. This week she sent me a dirty limerick which, for the sake of not offending everyone, is better left off this board. However, how poetic are you all? Anyone want to attempt a limerick that involves fur? This isn't a contest, but it's sort of fun to attempt to write a limerick that fits into our own particular group. Here's my attempt, and I apologize if it's somewhat wanting: A woman once sat brushing her golden locks, And sighed as she looked at her jewelry box, A man who gives diamonds and gold, May prove rich and bold, But my heart belongs to the man who gives fox. Do me better. I dare you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 There was a young redhead from Naas All the Jockeys they'd give her the chase For her peculiar kink to make love in her Mink, Meant weighing room fights after the race. A partcularly apt one to coincide with Punchestown. Black Fox is there with all those lovely Irish girls in fur and I am stuck here Sob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclejoe420 Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 Just a quick question -ow long will it be before someone tries to star a limerick with the line: "There once was a man from Nantucket" ? Unclejoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 I expected someone to make a joke about the"Man from Nantucket" today but so far no one has taken a shot at it. Interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worker 11811 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Do you remember that scene in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" where Judge Doom was trying to flush Rober Rabbit out of hiding by using the old "Shave and a Haircut" bit? It's the one thing that no Toon can resist? This is about what I look like, right now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet_Tigress Posted April 26, 2006 Author Share Posted April 26, 2006 Worker, you're furrier than I imagined you, and those ears! If I didn't know better I'd say you looked similar to an anthropomorphic bunny rabbit! *laughs* Kate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Barguzin Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 There once was a man from Nantucket Who put mum's three furs in a bucket And no-one can say Just what happened that day But mum now has six furs and a bucket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worker 11811 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Worker, you're furrier than I imagined you, and those ears! You know what they say about guys with big ears, don't you? They have really, really... umm... good hearing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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